Check out this badass cake I baked:

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Baking it involved some guesswork, but here’s an approximate ingredients list:

32 eggs
1 jar natural peanut butter
8 sticks butter
3 packages cream cheese
1/3rd tub palm oil
4 pounds confectioner’s sugar
4 tbsp vanilla
4 tbsp baking powder
1 lb ricotta cheese
1/2 bag almond flour
6 carrots
2 small boxes raisins
1/2 cup walnuts
1/4 gallon whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 kilo Trader Joe’s semisweet chocolate
1 Lindt baking chocolate bar
1/2 container cocoa powder
3 Lindt chocolate squares
Allspice/cinnamon/nutmeg
Sprinkles/jimmies/sunflower seeds